vh1

1. (vh1) (751↑, 54↓)

its a channel that viacom created after they realized people grow out of mtv when their balls drop.

viacom owns: nickelodeon- for the kiddies mtv- for the pre teens and teens vh1- for twenty to thrity somethings cbs- for the old folks. they own you.

Author: tyler http://vh1.urbanup.com/541749

2. (VH1) (549↑, 46↓)

a better channel than MTV, but still kinda shitty sometimes. I mean, come on\! who fucking wants some british guy ranting on about the "FABULOUS LIVES OF *insert rich annoying celebrity here*" But still has awesome shows. Like, I Love The 80's, 70's and 90's. Also, Behind The Music is good, when it talks about the right people. Best Week Ever is ok. Now on to the bad shows. Awesomely Bad:...great, i dont give a fuck Some red carpet show: go die right now i dont care. Some OTHER red carpet show: see above VH1 has way too many List shows. Top 40 *insert random thing here* of all time, Top 100 *insert something else here* of all time

one day: MTV: REAL WORLD MARATHON\! EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS OF WHINY BITCHES - *click* VH1: Behind The Music: Guns N' Roses Ok, ill watch that another day: MTV: YOUR FACE OR MINE, IM UR HOST SPIKY HAIRED ANNOYING BITCH\! *click* VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE...OF...USHER GODDAM IT\! *flips to comedy central

Author: TruthSpeaker http://vh1.urbanup.com/763019

3. (vh1) (188↑, 15↓)

Stands for Video Hits One. A second music video channel started by [MTV] in 1985. Originally hyphenated as "VH-1" until 1994. Currently owned by Viacom, who also owns [MTV], [CBS], [Showtime], and [Nickelodeon].

While VH1 doesn't show many videos, it does more interesting stuff like "I Love The 70's/80's" unlike that boring, predictable, and fake reality TV crap shown on MTV.

Author: star8706 http://vh1.urbanup.com/338151

4. (vh1) (177↑, 25↓)

anything is better then MTV, anything.

i dont want to die of watchins shows about pop and rap all day so i fliped to a channel, and hey it was VH1. I guess i could watch this instead.

Author: shapy http://vh1.urbanup.com/186540

5. (VH1) (157↑, 33↓)

A station all about music and entertainment. Unlike the shithole [MTV], they actually have good programming and they play good music\!

Also, unlike [MTV], they do not claim to be all about music, which gives them the right to show awesome programming like I Love the 80's.

Author: Flint http://vh1.urbanup.com/324721

6. (vh1) (139↑, 24↓)

Better than MTV eventhough there both owned by the same company

At least Vh1 plays music videos and has no TRL

Author: Alicia http://vh1.urbanup.com/169979

7. (VH1) (101↑, 23↓)

The channel MTV should of been. VH1 has a good variety of shows that have to do with music\! MTV is like satan reincarnated into a "music" channel. oops\! I mean a "reality" TV channel.

MTV, TRL, The Real World, and Road Rules all suck A$$\! I want my VH1\!

Author: Alex Clark http://vh1.urbanup.com/429229

8. (VH1) (57↑, 9↓)

Good channell when it's not celebrity dick riding and their overuse of list shows. I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's are great though.

I'm tired of E\! and VH1 ripping off each other. I hate shows like the fabolous life of..., or the 100 greatest moments or some shit like that. I definity don't give a fuck about what people wear on the red carpet and normal people don't care about how rich celebrities are.

Author: annonymous http://vh1.urbanup.com/935619

9. (vh1) (57↑, 9↓)

A much much MUCH better version of MTV. They actually PLAY music.

I used to watch Daria, and PhlegmTV took it off. Now I watch Big Urban Myth show and VH1.

Author: Gwen Stefani Grrl http://vh1.urbanup.com/278895

10. (vh1) (63↑, 18↓)

actually a pretty good channel, has a good variety of different types of shows, with not many repeats of shows/episodes

unlike mtv lol

Author: cherrypopscle007 http://vh1.urbanup.com/197951

11. (VH1) (49↑, 9↓)

A definition of MTV, a channel that defined itself wrong

VH1: Today were gonna have some AC/DC, Queen, REM, Outkast, and Metallica MTV: Yeah we're gonna have like, some teen shows and shit, and then some bad reality show, 70 episodes of Real World, uh, like, some Punk'd too, and lets not forget Jackass, with like, the CUTEST person like ever\!\!\!\! And we're also gonna force some 12 year olds to think our stuff is cool. Uh, oh yeah, we'll have some, uh, *checks through record archive* lets see, AC/DC, Queen, Metallica, REM, ugh, this is good music, we'll like have some Blink182 or something at one point.

Author: ACDC FOREVAR\!\!\!111 http://vh1.urbanup.com/746935

12. (vh1) (23↑, 1↓)

although half of their shows now are about celebrities and eating disorders, you still have to watch I Love the 70's/80's/90's, and their videos compared to MTV are... wait, you can't even compare MTV to Vh1. I'll watch anything on there that isn't about how \<insert annoying cokewhore celebrity here\> overcame her \<insert self-inflicted disease and/or internal damage here\>. to be simple, it's the Viacom music channel that's actually entertaining and worth your time.

to be simple, again... Vh1 \> MTV

Author: SarahSANITY http://vh1.urbanup.com/2451366

13. (VH1) (21↑, 3↓)

Simply put: Trash. Well, They do have some good top ten music previews, but all of their reality shows are pure trash. most of the people on the shows act like they live in the urban/uptown areas or are from a completely different country (imports). In most of the shows like rock of love, I love money and charm school, they often have the following in common: -stupid, territorial, woman with big boobs in low cut/skin tight shirts/skirts (see [trashy] or [ghetto]). -rich male hosts who are often players and music producers (not many people know them though). They often enjoy it when the girls they are hosting with fight and then toss them away when they no longer can get any in between episodes. -[TV Time] -The cliche's: "I'm so confused", "I'm here to win", "I will do everything I can to make you feel better", "Time to be exposed", "I dunno what im gonna do", "I really wanna get to know (insert host name here)", "omg im going home tonight", "she/he should go home", "I'm not here for friends," or "I'm here for (insert host name here)". -rap/music producers who host the shows suck sooo bad. -All the people on the shows have a fake "username" describing their personality. -Unnecessary profanity? (probably to make it seem real) -Little "[shocker cutscenes]" that appear every time someone says an offensive line or pun. -Fighting, but ONLY between woman (the guys on the shows like I love money never fight) -Lot's of alcohol trashed up to look like expensive wine. -Most of the shows have the word "of love" in it and the titles look like they were made in photoshop. -Are interchangeable with each other and often trade characters -Everyone is forces to live together in a mansion of some sort... Of course for more drama given that they are only supplied limited resources.

-Guy 1: Turns to VH1 -Guy 2: "Ugh dude not again..." -Guy 1: "What's wrong with VH1" -Guy 2: "Dude it's fake. Everyone on that channel has an IQ of a squirrel and the chicks look like rejected imports from my old playboy magazine. You know those 'dating' shows are based off of [Polygamy] right?" -Guy 2: "Woah dude omg\! Check out that girls boobs\! I'd tap that\!" -Guy 1: "Nevermind... I'ma go get something out of the fridge. You want somethin?" -Guy 2: "Yeah just hand me my bag of nuts from that tree in our yard. I saved them from last spring\!\!\!"

Author: Gigafrost http://vh1.urbanup.com/3823746

14. (vh1) (24↑, 8↓)

A channel that used to be the superior music channel on TV, but has degenerated into a horrible ripoff of MTV, turning into an inane mass of awful reality shows involving celebrities that nobody has ever heard of, largely watched by mindless, slutty bubblegum-chewing 13 year old girls. There are three types of shows on VH1 nowadays. First, the wacky life of a celebrity as he goes about his daily business with his entourage, who don't appear to have any responsibility other than to ride the celebrity's coattails where ever he goes and use his stuff. The drama in these shows consist of arguing about which person living in their house ate the celebrities paperbagged lunch in the fridge, when he CLEARLY marked his name on it. Next, the wacky reality show where celebrities get together and take do various things, such as going through rehab and losing weight, while making fun of them each step along the way. For example, when Steven Adler, trying to stay clean from heroin which has controlled and ruined his life for the last 25 years, has a scary and sad relapse on the show Sober House, VH1 calls it a "wild adventure" even though he was so fucked up he couldn't open his eyes or stop shaking. Classy. Then, there's the wacky show that shows a celebrity's search for a trophy wife, which is narrowed down to 12 questionably attractive golddiggers searching for an endless supply of money and a powerful man. This currently consists of at least half of the shows currently airing on VH1.

Jack: Man, I'm in the mood for some music, lets turn on VH1 *I Love New York comes on* Jack: What the fuck is this? A spinoff of a reality celebrity dating show where the celebrity is a contestant from a previous celebrity dating show that didn't win? This blows\!

Author: jesterATP http://vh1.urbanup.com/4394270

15. (vh1) (37↑, 21↓)

A one time decent TV station that showed real music; now, a pathetic copy of the worst station on cable, MTV

hey man, did you watch that show on MTV last night, oh I mean VH1?

Author: Billy Florio http://vh1.urbanup.com/112973

16. (VH1) (24↑, 10↓)

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.

I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.

Author: Jon http://vh1.urbanup.com/968096

17. (vh1) (30↑, 20↓)

The virus that causes AIDS\!

VH1 leads to full blown Mtv\!\!\!\!\!

Author: and metal sucks dick too http://vh1.urbanup.com/1428512

18. (vh1) (28↑, 18↓)

A "music" channel that has suddenly turned to pop culture and shows that nobody could give a crap about. All they do anymore is interview D-LIST celebrities like Kathy Lee Griffin and magazine editors about where Jay-Z gets his haircut and why Harry and the Hendersons was the greatest movie of all time. This channel is pathetic\!

Vh1= propaganda and/or wishing you had the last 1/2 hour of your life back.

Author: D-Scan http://vh1.urbanup.com/1294027

19. (vh1) (21↑, 12↓)

a tv channel where ugly F-list white women suck up to ugly A-list white women nonstop.

oh goodie, 100 Greatest Flat Asses is coming up next on VH1.

Author: Grant Hill http://vh1.urbanup.com/1875690

20. (VH1) (16↑, 17↓)

The television station that is 100% opinionated when it comes to "facts" they talk about on tv, when really it's all what the producers think.

"Awesomely Bad Videos," "Awesomely Bad Love Songs," etc...

Author: Katopolis http://vh1.urbanup.com/1061758

21. (VH1) (12↑, 26↓)

A channel that used to play old people music. Just like MTV (All talk and hardly any music).

I guess all the old people finally killed over...thats why they've changed formats and went all "hip" gearing towards younger people.

Author: I forget http://vh1.urbanup.com/436142

22. (vh1) (24↑, 50↓)

A piss poor substitute for Mtv. Its like putting cum on your sandwich instead of mayonnaise. Some people say it plays more music, but it usually doesn't start until 3. Its "awesomely bad" series makes the TRL look like networking genius and its show insideout makes the Real World feel like a wet dream to watch. The only good thing about the channel is that is has I love the 70's,80's, and 80's strikes back.

kid1-whatz on mtv? kid2-Cribs kid1-ewww.Whatz on vh1 kid2-The Fabolous Life of Britany Spears kid2-EWWW\!\!\!lets go practice our guitars

Author: cavillea http://vh1.urbanup.com/371661

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Last updated: 2012.03.01